Friday, October 30, 2009

Double Duty




Dr. Elena Bodnar gives new meaning to bra support. Yes, her invention the "Bra Mask" works both as your everyday brassiere and when danger strikes it quickly transforms into protective face mask. Her multi-functioning creation recently won the lg Nobel Prize, for achievements that first make people laugh and then think.

The Bra Mask could be put to use during a fire, a terrorist attack, a swine flu outbreak or anything you've read about in a science fiction novel. And the best part is each cup separates so that you can share your bra mask with a nearby friend. It not only can save your life, but your husbands, too. Once again, it proves why breasts come in pairs. Anyhow, I'm not sure Victoria's Secret will be stocking these any time soon, but I seriously cannot wait for the Direct Response commercial. "Call now and protect the whole family with this 3 pack, "Now this is a wonder bra!" and "Don't be a boob, get your bra mask today."

Nice work doctor.

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